Puncher's Chance

A term used in MMA (mixed martial arts) meaning that a puncher always has a chance to win the fight by landing even one punch.

Ross is a boxer so he always has a puncher's chance.

by TUF-guy January 9, 2010

Milky Chance

Probability of encountering semen

She wants to get pregnant, but doesn't have a very good milky chance.

by conarry November 11, 2014

Second chances

Something I don’t give; forgiveness after someone has screwed you

“I’m sorry, will you forgive me?” “Nah man I don’t give second chances.”

by Definitions daily December 30, 2017

chance miller

a fucking retard

"Hey Chance Miller"
"Shut the fuck up"
"Ok retard"

by idontusethisnotmyname October 14, 2019

fat chance

The opportunity to have sex with a overweight individual.

That heifer over there is giving you the eye, now's your fat chance.

by nucleus May 31, 2004

episode chance

When a new show comes on tv and it has an interesting premise and advertisements but also looks like something that could turn out to be a complete flop. You watch one episode and decide if it's worth watching.

That show looks like it could be good but will probably be completely lame.

Yeah I guess I'll give it an episode chance but I don't have high hopes.

by J. Rivers November 24, 2009

Chance Moment

The name given to a moment that occurs when a person who is Chaotic Neutral and exists just enough to give off fear and incite the elimination of all rational thoughts.

“That dude’s dab just ended his career, what a Chance Moment!”

“Oh yeah I had a total Chance Moment the other day when I stole this mans girl”

by PikarlaFan69 August 16, 2019