controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022

Controlling bitch

someone who feels like they need to be in control of someone or something. A person who wants to know what they are doing all the time and inst giving them any space.

Jay: did you see erin and her boyfriend today?

Peter: Yeah she was such a controlling bitch.

by Scoli girl January 28, 2022

Controller

Something you can beat the shit out of after losing a game of Fortnite with 15 kills and a gold scar

I break controller.

by Spoopy poo March 1, 2022

Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.

The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."

by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022

CUNTROLLER

This word, broken down the way it's spelled, Cunt-roll-'er, is used specifically by males who have the intention to use or take full advantage of a female. They will get her cuntfuzed first & then keep her that way in which ever ways they can. To be successful, in most cases, will require the use of some serious Sickology.

She don't know I'm a Cuntroller and buddy, she's a cunt & I'm gonna roll 'er over & fuck 'er slowly.

by The Sickologist May 25, 2022

Controller

A con (conniving person) who will troll you, as a fisherman does a fish and then devour you.

Watch out for the controller. There is more than one controller.

by The Sickologist May 25, 2022

controllative

maintain a very positive control of your airspace by issuing instructions that make you look like that you come out the real academy

I should be more controllative when working Lanier

by drew0507 May 27, 2022