Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025
Get the Male Canon Eventmug. by SteamOS February 9, 2021
Get the Canonicalmug. The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)
Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude
by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023
Get the Canon Stanleymug.