Calvin Harris-ed 

When someone Neville Longbottom-ed but instead of ugly to hot they go from awesome and totally someone you'd be friends with to fuckboi and someone their past-selves would punch in the face

Calvin Harris, Calvin Harris-ed

Calvin Harris-ed by Baychesbecrayy March 18, 2017

calvin klein 

A drug slang term used to describe a cociane and ketamine combination. The term originated from the new york dance scene back in the day.

They got super messed up on a calvin klein combo.

calvin klein by D.Rock January 4, 2007

Calvin Booth 

1. A World Champion that led the Dallas Mavericks in a overpowering victory over the 76ers.
2. The best blocker in the world.
3. The World Champion.

Calvin Booth schooled you. YOU!

Calvin Booth by Calvin Booth July 8, 2005

Calvin and Hobbes 

The best Damn comic ever made to fulfill the hearts of other with the two best minds ever... Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin: “When a kid grows up, he has to be something. He can’t just stay
the way he is. But a tiger grows up and stays a tiger why is that?”

Hobbes: “No room for improvement."

Calvin: “Of all the luck, my parents had to be humans.”

Hobbes: “Don’t take it too hard. Humans provide some very important protein.” -Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes by ICanBuildASpaceship November 4, 2015

calvin hill 

A really big bloody reptile thing that used to live a long long time ago. He ate other creatures and said "rawr!".

"Calvin Hill's such a lad."

calvin hill by Chocolate May 7, 2018

Calvin Flex 

A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).

Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.

Calvin Flex by r/nicecalvins December 23, 2020

calvin williams 

calvin is the sweetest most caring and loving person i have ever met i love you with my heart and your lucky if you know him.

who are you with all the time “calvin williams” your lucky

calvin williams by calvin’s girlfriend January 21, 2022