calum hood hands

having the hottest and sexiest hands on the plant. they’re so hot that they look good doing anything.

wow mikey you have calum hood hands!!

by 5sosaddicted🖤 April 23, 2021

calumhoodsspouse

Very kool and nice and amazing and nice and kool

Zoweemama calumhoodsspouse

by deeznuts212 June 3, 2021

Callum

This guy is either a quiet nerd or is an absolute dick. He's most likely gay or has anger issues. He is probably a loner or a popular guys' best friend. He's got major issues. If he is from America he's probably a nerd, if he's from the UK he's a dick-nerd, if he's from Australia, he's most likely a dick.

"Hi I'm new! What's your name?" "Callum." *leaves the school*

by georgia_potato November 14, 2021

Callum

Callum is a whale cocked alpha male who will take yo bitch. Hide yo mom hide yo bitch, Callum takes them all (He will also take your dad)

Person 1: Callum is sexy
Person 2: Yes

by Callumissexy December 2, 2021

Callum Darke

Your mother’s favourite music producer

Callum Darke = Best Music Producer

by Callum Darke December 19, 2021

Callum moloney

Callum moloney (aka moloney) is a pikey who’s house goes 50 down the motor way. His house has tires, a steering wheel and a hand break. Moloney’s nanny fell out the window and she lives in dun laoghaire with the council rats

County council lawyer ‘ wasn’t Callum moloney meant to be evicted’
Dlr man ‘ they drove away

by Facts 11 April 7, 2022

Callum Haughey

Miranda sings stunt double who makes vile teas and sells art on the sideline for 7 figures.

Also makes average tiktoks.

"Have you heard of Callum Haughey ?"

"Yes, his licence to make tea was revoked"

by Becky Slay Queen January 29, 2023