Cacalicious

When something is shitty but also delicious

Eating ass is a Cacalicious activity because while it tastes good, there's a chance it could suddenly decide to shit.

by Shartalicious Baddie February 1, 2022

cacalations

The math you do in your head to figure out if you have enough time to get from the restaurant to your next destination before shitting your pants.

Don't risk it trying to drive all the way back home after Taco Bell. You gotta do the cacalations!

by hoziwan June 18, 2022

calculatorvirus

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by profesionnalal2b2tpedo November 14, 2022

Calculutore

Calculutore is a game you can play on any calculator. First you have to pick a person. After you pick your person you have to poach your weapon. Then pick up your binoculars. Then find the X marks the spot. There are some mobs. You defeat them then you win

Wow this calculutore game is so cool!!!

by robeuyhd March 16, 2023

Caucalculations

White people math

(Mix of Caucasian and Calculation)

Jamal: Hey, can you calculate the amount of black pepper, salt, and lemon juice we'll need for this unseasoned chicken?

John: Sure thing. According to my Caucalculations...none at all!

by ChrisGaming85 October 18, 2023

captain calculate

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Arabic Calculator

A calculator that has a peculiar attachment, usually Semtex in the form of C4, which is wired to the calculator in such a way that a value input into the calculator causes it to start a timer or directly cause the ignition of the explosive element, causing severe damages to property, and personnel.
e.g "My friend Mahmoud used his calculator in maths class and the school blew up"

Person 1: Could you please take out your calculators for this lesson?
Person 2: Alright (in the motion of taking out Arabic calculator)
Person 3: (Profuse screaming and inciting of panic)
Person 2: (Explodes)

by YaBoiDarkstreamer November 7, 2022