Blueberry and creme pie

When a man who had the blues finally gets to creampie again

"Gave Amy a blueberry and creme pie last night!"

by Pseupseudeo February 11, 2022

Oatmeal Creme Pie

Vomiting in a vagina after cum has been deposited, then squeezing the lips together, resembling the familiar Little Debbie Snack, Oatmeal Creme Pie.

I was so drunk I Oatmeal Creme Pie'd that chick last night.

by BonerJamz1310 September 9, 2010

Dirty Creme Egg

The act of carefully emptying the contents of a Cadbury’s creme egg through an unnoticeable hole, filling the egg with spunk and then kindly offering it to an unsuspecting friend.

John: I’m so pissed off with Keith.
Paul: Okay.
John: He beat me 5-0 at Fifa!
Paul: Hmm.
John: But I’ll have my revenge… in the form of a dirty creme egg.
Paul: You should see a doctor.

by The Knickerless Bandirt April 6, 2013

cookies and creme

when a woman is eating a cookie and a man shoves his penis in her mouth and cums...hence "cookies and creme"

Do you want me to add some creme to that cookie Namcy? It will taste better...

That night John gave Nancy and wonderful taste of cookies and creme!!! WOOT WOOT :)

by YoWanda April 3, 2009

Crispy Creme Dat Hoe

When you blow your spooge all over a woman's face.

Ron Jeremy is gonna Crispy Creme dat hoe.

by Beef Moon January 9, 2008

Quim Creme

The juice or creme produced by a sexually excited vagina.

Phil: I had an awesome night with a sloshpot last night, her pussy was so wet.

John: Nothing beats the taste of fresh quim creme

Phil: Fuck yeah!!!

by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 12, 2009

Strawberry Creme Pie

A sex act that involves cumming inside a girl while she has her period.

I told Joe I was on my period and he said he wanted to give me a strawberry creme pie; I said okay but let's put a towel down.

by rosemaryskt January 6, 2023