Something that instills fear in the heart of a shift worker. Unnecessary work that can be done at anytime that is now needed to be completed immediately.
Wow that would have been a great night shift except we got titti fucked by Craigslist.
I thought Craig was just out smoking a Jimmy but he came back with Craigslist.
I thought Craig was just out smoking a Jimmy but he came back with Craigslist.
by CharlieSheenLookalike March 1, 2023
Get the Craigslist mug.1. A disease named after a Man who always bums or begs excessively. Bums all your cigarettes,but wont bum when asked. 2. Man who buys small amounts of food with food stamps, usually only enough for himself. 3 Makes excuses. 4. Clumsy as fuck. 5 wears out welcome in a matter of minutes. 6. Smokes all the dope, but never has any. 7. Someone who you want to hate so badly but cant, because hes not a bad dude. Just has craigsema.
Dave: Fuck man, go fucking get a job. I dont have anymore smokes!
Craig: Its not that easy dave...
Dave: man you need to clean up your act. put some midol or calamine lotion on that craigsema before it spreads and so you can get a job.
Craig: what the fuck is craigsema? I dont know what it is, but i know i dont have it.
Dave: you dont have craigsema, you are craigsema!
Craig: you know what fuck you dave i dont have to take this shit.im going to jeffs!
Dave: good goddamn it! You, your craigsema, and your metric ton of garbage mountain can get the fuck out of here!
Craig: i dont have craigsema dave. And i know im not craigsema for a fact. Im out!
Dave: wait!!!! You forgot to take your fucking mountain of trash that is your nest! FUCK MAN! SICK OF IT. SICK OF IT ALL!
Craig: Its not that easy dave...
Dave: man you need to clean up your act. put some midol or calamine lotion on that craigsema before it spreads and so you can get a job.
Craig: what the fuck is craigsema? I dont know what it is, but i know i dont have it.
Dave: you dont have craigsema, you are craigsema!
Craig: you know what fuck you dave i dont have to take this shit.im going to jeffs!
Dave: good goddamn it! You, your craigsema, and your metric ton of garbage mountain can get the fuck out of here!
Craig: i dont have craigsema dave. And i know im not craigsema for a fact. Im out!
Dave: wait!!!! You forgot to take your fucking mountain of trash that is your nest! FUCK MAN! SICK OF IT. SICK OF IT ALL!
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Get the Crads mug.A person who is attracted to the craic, rather than someone who orientates towards partners based on gender.
Craic in this context is: fun, banter, wit, sense of humour. But of course, there is a natural pun in play that also relates to the individual who identifies as craicsexual: they also typically identify as cracksexual (ie. If you have an ass, there is a chance you will be attractive to this individual).
In summary: the better the craic you are (and in some relation, the better the crack you have), the more someone who is craicsexual will be attracted to you.
Craic in this context is: fun, banter, wit, sense of humour. But of course, there is a natural pun in play that also relates to the individual who identifies as craicsexual: they also typically identify as cracksexual (ie. If you have an ass, there is a chance you will be attractive to this individual).
In summary: the better the craic you are (and in some relation, the better the crack you have), the more someone who is craicsexual will be attracted to you.
Alexandra admitted she liked slender, muscular men primarily, and also enjoyed playing with dominant women, but acknowledged that the thing that she found most attractive in a person was their craic. She said ‘I’m much more craicsexual than bisexual, I think. Your genitals are less important than the quality of your craic.’
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