clowns

chris and pam wollersheim
The clowns blocked their own children from calling them on the phone.
by mike August 01, 2003
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clowned

intoxicated in some form- drunk, high, whatever leaves you pretty much incapacitated.
"i had a spliff this morning and i'm still clowned"
by e312 January 24, 2007
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Clown

The WORST thing since chucky chesse.

Clowns are so scary i wanna shit my pants everytime i see one. Clowns are scary and most people have the phobia called "Coulrophobia"

And people who dont think that clowns are even a little bit scary are clowns. The kind that eat peoples guts.
Random person "Shhhh! do you hear that"

Other person "What are you talking about man???"

Random person "AHHHHHHH a clown!!!!! It's gonna kill ussssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*they get chainsawed by clown.*
by TatertotPandah March 28, 2010
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clown

one who sells shirts that are too small for the buyer to wear
That clown just sold Brent a shirt that's too damn small.
by Ryan, Nathan, and Brent June 01, 2006
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clown

A creepy animal that thinks he's part of pop culture.
There's more to being a clown than lacking skin pigment.
by TanooKirby June 10, 2003
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clown

a person who just dont make since they retardet and do dumb things for no reason
by Trae Dai May 20, 2010
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clown

also when u fake 2 b a real g, or when u front 2 b hard
duz those dudes get down like that for serious?
hell naw, they just clownin.
by YoungCali August 27, 2003
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