Falaised

adj: drunk

verb: something getting completely destroyed, in honour of the messiest house in Surrey.

"he only had two beers but he was completely falaised"
"went to a party last night, the house ended up totally falaised"

by e312 January 24, 2007

gurn burglar

gurn- intoxicants
burglar- someone who uses a lot of something

a gurn burglar is someone who uses a lot of intoxicants, quite literally they burgle the gurn

"you gurn burglar, you're clowned"
"have you seen how much draw she smokes? total gurn buglar"

by e312 January 24, 2007

clowned

intoxicated in some form- drunk, high, whatever leaves you pretty much incapacitated.

"i had a spliff this morning and i'm still clowned"

by e312 January 24, 2007