clogs

See "Clog"

by Blunt Bandit 66 April 1, 2003

Gezzy clogg

A huge shit that cloggs up the u-bend of a toilet whilst still poking out of the water.

"Don't go in there, I've just done a serious gezzy clogg!"

by waste12345 March 20, 2009

Pop my clogs

English slang: To kill yourself

" if i fail this exam ima pop my clogs"

by XxSlipdollxX March 11, 2009

Clogophobia

The fear of clogging a toilet.

Steve: I need to buy an extra-strength plunger.
Todd: Why is that?
Steve: I have clogophobia.

by Dick C. Normous March 14, 2010

Clogged Curtain

A slang term for Hermaphrodite or transvestite.

A penis nub in exchange for the clitoris.

Yo, did you just see that clogged curtain walk by?

by chawchii13 March 29, 2010

Clogging Up My Newsfeed

when your on facebook and almost all the newsfeed updates are from one person posting too much things or updating too much photos or what have you.

(this phrase is not limited to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)

1: "uh this dumb bitch keeps posting random ass videos & crap idc about, totally clogging up my newsfeed & not letting me see other updates"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"

by IseBox December 29, 2010

cloghorn

to stick your fingers in a persons nostrils and pull them by the schnoz

The douche Ben was babbling way to much so i cloghorned his bitch ass.

by mike vicks sidekick October 2, 2011