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Stinky Buffet

This is the act of a man receiving fellatio from a female while "taking a dump," and eating a turkey sandwich. Also known as receiving a blumpkin while eating a sandwich.
Remus was hungry while receiving a blumpkin so he began to eat a turkey sandwich. He later bragged to his friends that he had taken part in a STINKY BUFFET.
by J-min Shaznaby December 29, 2007
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Road Buffet

A female being eaten out while she is driving a motor vehicle;Female version of roadhead
It was her birthday, bet she got a road buffet from her boyfriend!
by Jakesleepy April 4, 2011
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daddy buffet

A daddy buffet is commonly referred to a hotel completely filled with male prostitution. It is also often referred to as a dominant male allowing you to "explore" their body.
God, I had the greatest daddy buffet last night!
by DemonDaddyDaymon May 14, 2017
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CPAP Buffet

When getting setup with a CPAP machine for sleep apnea, a provider may put out many different types of used CPAP Masks that have been used by hundreds of people to see which one fits best for the person. It's an effort designed to prevent opening up new masks constantly to cut on costs.
My dad went to the medical supply store to get setup with a CPAP Machine. When they put out the CPAP Buffet, he asked for a new mask.
by Footit November 20, 2018
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Roundy Buffet

An un-natural sex act involving hand jobs and a random group of Amish men
Ramee pulled an all night roundy buffet on those dudes
by darth_azul June 8, 2021
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beige buffet

typical English platter, filled with beige food items e.g. smiley face smiley face potato waffles, and chips.
tonight for dinner we have a beige buffet!
by heinzbeanztomatoketch April 26, 2022
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Kugane Buffet

Getting pile-drived by three Far Easten Roegadyn in a brothel.
Yeah man, you should have seen Scarlett at the Kugane Buffet a few bells ago.
by Thedominicanastronaut October 13, 2023
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