Brumpski

A female performing oral sex on another female while that female is defecating. Basically it's a lesbian blumpkin.

A girl might say "Hey, Ashley! I feel a huge deuce coming on. Do u wanna do the brumpski with me?"

by MamaSolo August 18, 2014

Bumpskin

An abnormally tall player for the BGNBA team, he looks like Yanni and like Guru's dad.....its true.

Wow! Yanni is playing basketball...wait..thats Bumpskin

by Guru R. December 20, 2004

Blumpshiba

Verb - The act of making a "bloop" sound while jumping over a Toshiba computer.

Noun - Someone who has the inability to do such an awesome thing

Michelle is such a blumpshiba.

by TheNonBlumpshiba October 6, 2012

front bumps

UK term for boobs,tits etc.

Did you see her? Top front bumps.

by Gr@h@m July 30, 2007

Boston Bumps

boston bumps is a very slutty game where a group of people grab a piece of paper with a random number on it from a large bowl. that number is their number for the entire game. one person is blindfolded and a random number is called. The blindfolded person gets three touches to try to figure out who the selected person was. the game keeps continueing and its hilarious to see who guesses horribly off and who is touched where. this game is by far the funniest game ever.

Dude #1: hey bro how did YOU get with that hot blonde?

Dude #2: dude one game of boston bumps and i knew she was sexy so i hooked up with her after we felt eachother up in the game

Dude #1: thats soo unfair bro

Dude #2: well this sluts mine!

by sexy ellie July 17, 2011

Allergy Bumps

The annoying, large raised bumps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you're a streaker, it can be OTHER places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. Allergy bumps itch like hell, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.

The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.

Mom: Oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.

by your mother is ugly September 19, 2011

jerk bumps

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2010