Broccoli

Noun
weird vegetable that looks like a tree

fgfhffadmklfgh broccoli

by naturally idiotic April 19, 2024

Jamaican Broccoli

Another name for Marijuana.

"Hey do you have some Jamaican broccoli at home."

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

broccoli seats

Something Esther made up to describe seats in a theater she doesn’t like.

I don’t like the broccoli seats in the theatre.

by Kelvie September 25, 2020

Magic broccoli

A very rare strain of marijuana grown and found mainly on the eastern coast of Massachusetts and Connecticut. This godly indica has the strength of a rhino and the hit of a Holy Ghost. This rare bud is only sold discretely for certain people and is said to be the best weed on earth

Oh man the things I’d do for some magic broccoli right now would be ridiculous

by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023

familiar broccoli

one of the most greatest friends and simp in the world

have you heard about familiar broccoli made a almond cookie shrine

by Mukurro June 26, 2021

Pocket Broccoli

A single loose nug.

“I can’t match that gram, but I do have this pocket broccoli…”

by Heartmilker September 24, 2023

Broccoli

Be very cautious around a broccoli.
No not the broccoli you get with your dinner.
I mean a 6ft tall veggie boy.
This broccoli usually takes the form as a Burt.
They are usually harmless but I’m telling you he could be the one to take over the world.

Yo broccoli is such a fun guy!

I’m telling you broccoli will be king one day

by MidgetGirl101 October 15, 2020