professional bencher

Refers to any player who play team sports ( such as basketball, football, etc...) but sit on the bench for most of the time.

That dude is a real professional bencher , because he keep shooting airballs.

Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher

by quan267 June 2, 2016

Bradley Borcher

Cool guy, but has a small dick. Deep voice and proud to be gay or straight.

Check this bradley borcher.

by RevengeIsSweetBoiiii April 14, 2020

son of a bonehead

a shtoopid faakar who goes around and says takaytakoo in people's faces so that they can survive off of the poop that sits in their dagwag shiett holder

"Person 1: Why did that shtinky fuck his poopypoop?"
"Person 2: I don't know man. He's a son of a bonehead."

by Dunkyboi November 23, 2013

Failure to Bonch

A movie based on "Failure to Launch" in which Matthew McConaughey is unable to scratch his nifkin.

Failure to Bonch, in movie theaters now.

by Ae5Ea8 November 9, 2016

clear the benches

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.

Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.

by Noblewolf797 April 3, 2021

benched

when one doesnt even try to shoot their shot.

'she hasnt even talked to him! she's benched.'

by daddy deeya May 28, 2020

Botched

Cardi B is the definition of botched. Cardi B has admitted to having surgeries. In recent photos she has gotten worser.

Every bitch that hate on me gotta ugly face and a botched body. From JT

by Barb Nation December 10, 2022