love blossom

-noun

1. The vagina.

2. The external female genetilia in specific; the vulva.

How sweet it is to, like the bees of the field, flit about tasting the nectar of love blossom after love blossom.

When she removed her overalls and three pairs of long underwear, the room became inexplicably filled with the aroma of love blossoms.

by nihil0 April 6, 2010

Turd blossom

A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.

She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.

Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.

Kelly: you are such a turd blossom

by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016

Butt Blossom

when you grow a blossoming plant out your asshole

hey thats a nice butt blossom

by bigpeenboy September 10, 2019

turd blossom

(noun) Your girlfriend's little brother. See also teebs and t.b..

"What's the turd blossom up to these days?"

by HarryBalzac February 15, 2008

Cherry Blossom

When a guy puts dirt in a girls v jjj and plants a seed. Than he waters it with his jizz and it eventually grows into a plant.

Bob went gardening and it turns out tity tasha grew a cherry blossom.

by Master B man May 21, 2008

Peach Blossom Tea

A defination of one of the most terrible drugs in the world. It is made of peach blossoms heated and boiled. It has a very disgusting taste. It can make people throw up and have diarrhea day and night. People smell it and stay away immediately.

A: Why you stay in toilet a whole day?
B: I have sucked peach blossom tea.

by meow meow dancer June 17, 2019

Awesome Blossom

When a man takes his dick and rolls it up backwards to the base, then holds it over a girl's face and smacks her square in the nose with it. It obviously requires some skill and inherited wealth to properly do, but if equipped have at it.

Guy 1: Yo man, did you hear that Tony gave that slutty chick an awesome blossom?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he knocked her square the fuck out and then wouldn't pay for her hospital bill.
Guy 1: NIce.

by Jmoney4376800 July 28, 2008