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Body chess

Wanna go to the gym and play body chess?

Chris: "I'm no good at chess, lets play body chess instead!"
by Alrekur April 26, 2011
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body harmonica

When you go down on a chick vigorously shaking your head side to side like a rabid dog
I play the body harmonica like a toothless homeless man would eat corn on the cob.
by Vundabritches September 12, 2013
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Body Clap

When you're so overweight various body parts applaud you upon running...or even just walking faster than usual.

Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).

Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.
My boyfriend heard my body clap for the first time this morning!
by barbiehorror August 5, 2016
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body migraine

When the entire body experiences throbbing and sensitivity to light, noise, and/or odors.
"I can't move, I have a body migraine!" said Katie, after spending all day moving out of her apartment.

Chelsea: I went to the gym for the first time in 3 months.

Bailey: Great! How was it?

Chelsea: I have a body migraine.

pain misery soreness u-haul
by urbanEH May 23, 2016
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Body flood

A terrible experience when you abruptly get punched in the fuckin face with a catastrophically intense high (usually with psychedelics But this can happen if weed takes a while to hit you and you just ripped a fat dab straight to the dome) that alters your conscious mind to a state of pure delirium where you have zero control because you're now watching your life from a 3rd person point of view.
*drops acid
..
...
*90 minutes later

"Bro, this shit's bunk af, I ain't even trippin.."
*turns around to walk through door
*body flood hits
*door walks through you
*standing there paralyzed watching yourself from the perspective of God.

You're fucked now..
by Mr.SisterFister69 June 19, 2016
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body integrity identity disorder

disorder where one person wants one of their limbs amputated and have sad feelings until the limb is removed.
She had Body integrity identity disorder, so she removed her left leg.
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body bash

A term Australians use for going for a swim in the shorebreak with intent to catch dumpy waves and even hit the sand.
"Are you going out for a body bash?",
"Swells pumping, fuck yeh".
by speciedpower January 25, 2018
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