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blenda

A part weed, part tobacco blunt rolled in a black n mild. take all the tobacco from the black out to the tip, then carefully fill it with weed n black, alternating them. pack it down n fill it, light it, n enjoy.
yo kid, go pack a blenda. we bouta get cheefffy tonight son.
by murdamase--cjizzle July 27, 2009
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Dick is in a blender

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.
Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."
by JeremyWhat December 21, 2008
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Blend

1. To try and tag along where you are not wanted

2. To try and get in on an in-joke which doesn't involve you
1. All the girls sat on the table, then Alan came and sat with them. What a blend!

2. Alan laughed when we mentioned this time at the pub when he wasn't there. Blend!
by ahaha09 July 12, 2011
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blench

A contraction of the words 'black' and 'hench'. I'm sorry if you lads didnt know it was a racial thing but it is. It's never used in a negative light though.
"Seen that bouncer man? He's blench an he's got a cute lil beard."
by greeef December 26, 2005
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Algerian Blend

a smoking blend that taste like shit. It's practically herbal tea and honey, it burns real fast, don't buy this shit cause its a rip off, sure it gives you a mellow and calming buzz, but thats all this junk can deliver. Just stay with good ol' weed cause legal blends aint shit you dig.
Johnny bought a pack of algerian blend from a local vendor, when he smoked it he realized he wasted his money and tossed the shit in the street. Then he smoked a fat ass blunt.
by Blackskinnednegro June 16, 2010
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Algerian Blend

Algerian Blend is an incense to smoke from herbalhighs.com. One package contains 6g and it looks and tastes like shit.

It isn't even worth to buy it for about $ 8, it doesn't knocks you off but it gives you teh smooth chilling mood. However, the whole bag looks like fucking tea and if you burn some stem pieces, you will taste burned wood. :/

Don't smoke it in joints, smoke 5 large bowls in a row. You will only feel llike you puffed 2 times on a weed joint. Not good.

...and i idiot bought 2 packs from that smartshop!
Smoker 1: Man, i bought that Algerian Blend yesterday and it tasted so crappy i just burned it in an incense burner.

Smoker 2: That's right bro, burn this shit.
by Tundraz May 10, 2009
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friend blend

When you introduce friends that you've had for a long time to other friends you've had for a long time who have never met, but have lots in common and they become friends, it's a friend blend.
Maryellen knew Sarah and Barbara would hit it off, made a friend blend, and now we are all friends.
by Eikounday July 26, 2011
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