war behind you

saying that you will do anything for that person

mariah- “ tbh mariah “
kenli- “ family, war behind you fs 💙 “

by idontwanna12345 April 24, 2022

who is that behind you?

"Who is that behind you!?" is a phrase used deliberately by ARMYs to prank BTS members during their vlive. The fans asked them this very question during Love Yourself tour LA while they were in their hotel room all alone prompting them to look behind and get weary. This incident has created a thrilling saga among the boys.

J-Hope : So, i was thinking about changing the way i dress. I've decided to dress more comfortably. Nom nom.. *eating*

Homaira Ansheri : Hey, look. Who is behind that you?

J-Hope : There's no one. Don't say these things. Stop it.

Homaira Ansheri : No, really. The picture frame just moved. Who is that behind you?

J-Hope : It did? *looks behind* Nooo stop it, stop messing.

by Dumbellsbts009 September 10, 2018

Most fucking perfect human being alive

The most fuckin perfect human being alive is scientifically proven to be eve fisher

Guy 1: wow my girlfriend is so gorgeous shes the most fucking perfect human being alive
Guy 2:Really??
Guy 1:Ya shes such an eve fisher

by Mygyaldemisfineaf June 8, 2019

tomorrow, I will really start being good to you

Whispered to a woman who feels loved, cared-for, pampered to an ultimate degree, to let her know that you have only started.

As she lay on her back, eyes glassy, breathing deeply, wishing for nothing more than the moment, he put his lips to her ear and said, "Tomorrow, I will really start being good to you."

by Monkey's Dad December 3, 2022

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

behind Gods back

not knowing where you are or how to find a place.

Sonnnn, this place is behind Gods back !
i cant find it anywhere.

by sdoodlesz November 27, 2009

Man Behind The Slaughter

The Man Behind The Slaughter is the man from Five Nights at Freddy's. And he's annoying as hell that's why the ghosts of the children surrounded him-- and, yeah, yeah, his death.

Person 1: Hey ever heard of that Man Behind the Slaughter guy? Who is he?
Person 2: The guy right behind you eating your foot.
Person 1: PFFT, HAH! Nice joke.
Person 2: No, really.
Person 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU WEREN'T LYING!!!!

by Backsoon April 28, 2020