A bandit will steal your heart. He's got charm, is wicked smart, and a handsome devil. His touch will make you melt and you'll fall in love. He's also an amazing lover that will spin your world! Once a lady's had a taste, she can't get enough of the bandit.
That guy's a bandit! He just stole my girl!
One night with him, and that bandit will have your heart and your panties!
One night with him, and that bandit will have your heart and your panties!
by newt16 February 25, 2010
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