ball lock

A device that fastens around the scrotum above the testicles that cannot be removed by the wearer because the testicles cannot fit through. A common $3 padlock from the local hardware store is 100% effective for this purpose. In combination with a bikelock cord looped through some immovable object, this becomes a restraint that no man could ever escape from, even if his life depended on it.

While he was sleeping, she put a ball lock on him. Now she owns him.

by Torturess January 6, 2007

Ballingeric

Something done in a well thought out manner and at the same time aesthetically pleasing.

Bruce Lee's movie fights were done in a ballingeric manner

by BBFT April 14, 2015

Balicki Syllabus

A Syllabus that is created by balicki for the use of her history class that is utterly pointless and shitty. It is also used as a shrine for some students for her diet coke obsession

The balicki Syllabus is being fucking autistic again.

Have you been on the balicki Syllabus lately?

by Abby'skylar August 23, 2018

Baldifier

dogshit bed wars player, hardcore booster, and gaylord.

Baldifier is a fat fuck that lives in a mobile home.

by Jeffrey Helmstein May 15, 2021

Ballsack Bandit

A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.

Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!

by Boner Swag Man August 6, 2023

Bowling Ball Treatment

Thumb in the front and two in the back.

"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."

by Dictionary DuChie July 17, 2012

Balamer

n. In Baltimoron, this is the "home city" of Baltimore. While this is the usual spelling for the word, a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlamer." (Those of you in the Mid-West might pronounce the first "a" as a short a, and that would be incorrect.) Baltimore is frequently shortened further to "Balmer." Again, this is the accepted spelling, but a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlmer."

"Doen'cha knoe, I'm from Balamer,
'n' crabs is whut I'm eechin' feur!
Doen'cha knoe, Santa dear,
With sum cold crabs 'nd a beer,
It would be jus like a trip back to old Bal-tee-more,
Baaaaal-teeee-mooore!"
-- David DeBoy, 'Crabs For Christmas'

by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008