Throat Bollocks

My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis
by John Banjophonist October 25, 2019
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Bollock Jam

"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"
by Wolfish September 27, 2012
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Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers
Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!
by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022
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catching bollock

Ben: yeah man I saw nirvana live in 2006 and I fucked Courtney Love
Mark: Oi mate you’re fuckin catching bollock shut up
by Tangleteaser June 02, 2018
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Bollock fart

Bollock fart
I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart
by Mr cotton socks May 29, 2020
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Buggery Bollocks

General adjective to express dismay
Buggery Bollocks I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...
by fitz_foxhunter July 30, 2006
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bollock juggler

A term used to define a male who indulges in the art of testicular massage rather than performing the job they are employed for. In other words is fucking lazy!
That call centre bloke was a complete bollock juggler!
by Dave Knows All November 20, 2007
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