blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.

Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!

blanket fish by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

Blanket Kid 

A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.

"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"

Blanket Kid by ClydeCaverlyCanduet August 13, 2019

Blanket Boy 

Opposite of a "Pillow Princess ." A boy (specifically Elliot), mostly an LGBTQ man, who prefers to receive sexual stimulation more than they do to give it.

"Elliot is a blanket boy."

Blanket Boy by Babeybee November 5, 2019

blanket condomnation 

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.

The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".

blanket condomnation by QuacksO November 12, 2019

Blanket Paralysis 

The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.

"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."

Blanket Paralysis by Torgud January 29, 2020

Blanket Ninja 

(Verb) Quiet Sex when in a shared living space such as a dorm, barracks, apartment or flat

My parents had gone to sleep at around 8 so I invited my girl over so we could blanket ninja

Blanket Ninja by aerospace user April 4, 2020

Blanket face 

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

Blanket face by Mliv June 10, 2020