Beef Blankets

Ginormous Lavias
Extra Extra large Pussy Lips

On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.

by cuddlefinger December 7, 2011

Kelly’s Blanket

When your friends use your most favorite blanket of all time, to make out under and do other stuff we are still not sure about.

“What the hell! Grace and Garrett are making out under the Kelly’s Blanket”

by swaggydog_0909 October 10, 2018

The Blanket Hovers

When there are three or more people sleeping in a bed under one blanket and the middle person is only touched by the blanket and not wrapped in it. The blanket is held taut by the people sleeping on the outside and only hovers over the middle person(s).

Yo man, move over and give me some blanket, I have a wicked case of the blanket hovers.

by MG LTD. August 31, 2013

burrito blanket

When you roll yourself in so many blankets that you become very comfy and fluffy in them like a burrito. Used in cold temperatures and is most enjoyable when binge watching. Also can be used in times of sadness to curl up in and hide because of how fluffy it can be.

Tyler: What are you doing?
Jordan: I was cold so I wrapped myself into a burrito blanket
Tyler: How does it feel?
Jordan: It's very comfy and fluffy and I feel very nice
Tyler: Well I guess you found another way to add 10 pounds to your weight involving burritos
Jordan: Hey, burritos don't make me fat
Tyler: Yes they do, and you managed to find another way to make you fat. Now involving damn burrito blankets
Jordan: *curls inside burrito blanket to hide and cry*

by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019

Blanket Blade

When you go on a all out porn binge and have no tissues so your blankets takes the shape of a prison shank.

The other day i walked in on my son masturbating and he was quickly on guard with his blanket blade, good thing i had one also otherwise I'd be a goner.

by Tantibus September 22, 2014

Blanket Tosser

A woman that makes your bed and gives you a blow job.

She's a real blanket tosser. She'll make your bed and give you a blow job.

by printsngiggles January 9, 2016

Panda Blanket

A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."

"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."

by thatkid129 April 10, 2009