Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.

Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.

by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012

awkward kissing

Two people standing in front of each other a few inches apart trying to spit in each other's mouth

Detox and Roxy tried awkward kissing last night on RuPaul's Drag Race

by FuzzyOtter September 28, 2013

Awkward Bum Warmth

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.

I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.

by Inspector Bumtrousers November 19, 2013

Awkwardness

When it's dead silent and that one friend says the most random shit.

No one:
Person 1: My parents are having financial problems
Person 2: Ok *awkwardness* good for you

by the racist kid who makes jokes April 9, 2019

Virtually Awkward

Socially Awkward but in the virtual space

"The audio kept cutting in and out during the Zoom call and I had to keep repeating what I was saying. It was so virtually awkward."

by Unprofessional Linguist April 3, 2020

Awkward Pass-by

When two or more groups of people talking amongst themselves pass each other and making quick eye contact but not speaking, usually among teens. The remedy is laughing loudly or pretending like what you're talking about is so absorbing you just don't notice the other party slowly walking by.

One group of gabbing girls pass a group of punks on the street, and they both vaguely know each other from the cafeteria but quickly look away.

GIRL: Wow .. . that was such an awkward pass-by . ..

by ilytoo April 20, 2009

Awkward Bird

A more fun version of awkward turtle. Involves someone flapping their arms like wings and cawing when something awkward happens.

In a restaurant:
Girl 1: Omg, I had soooo much to drink, I got drunk on two bacardi breezers

Girl 2 to Girl 3 behind menu: *Does awkward bird and caws*

by nicola95 May 24, 2011