aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.

Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!

by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

Astonished

The word Astonished means amazed or shocked .

The man was astonished by the child’s report .

by MUST1AMZ November 26, 2024

Astoria Scuff

Similar to the Middle Village Special in which you are from place A, and you act a fool in place B. But people with too much time on their hands decide its time to place you under citizens arrest and waste 3 hours of the day on cops that will let you go anyways.
Astoria is super gentrified and nothing happens in Astoria, so the Astoria Scuff is infinitely frustrating due to the fact that it takes around 7 years and an angry facebook post in order for you finally go home.

Your Buddy; "Man, I thought I could pull a Middle Village Special last night, but I ended up in a prissy neighborhood, so it ended up being an Astoria Scuff instead."
You; "Fuck, how did you get out of it?"
Your buddy; "I just waited, I guess. Felt like 12 years."

by Yeahrightdude March 18, 2026

Astonified

To be astonished and stupefied to a certain topic.

I was astonified when colgan told me he tried to put his penis in his own asshole

by mike quatatachia May 16, 2025

astonify

1. To startle someone so thoroughly that they momentarily lose track of their thoughts or surroundings.

2. To startle someone so thoroughly that they momentarily lose track of their thoughts or surroundings.

1. The magician’s final trick managed to astonify even the most skeptical members of the audience.

2. Lena tried to keep a straight face, but the news of Martin’s perfect score genuinely astonified her.

3. It wasn’t just his words that astonified the room — it was the calm, deliberate way he spoke them.

by urban.etymology May 25, 2025

Astorga

A sexy motherfucker with an insanely large Cock. He is handsome, a great friend, and a great guy overall. He has the insane ability of generating an orgasm to a person by only seeing them.Also defined as Astorgasm it is a feeling that is generate when feeling penetranted, things feeling is similar as a rainbow coming out your asshole or vagina.Usually the girls scream DAMN THATS A BIG ASS COCK

I have a friend whole name is Astorga, Astorga is a great guy

by GoldL10n November 24, 2025

Astorga

A great motherfucker with a nigga size dick, that will make you cum in less than 2 minutes. Also called astorgasmo is a feeling best described as a rainbow cumming out you asshole or vagina. Asto, from the latin of "papi rico verga larga" and the rga from ancient roman language that means "big dick that impales you".

Occasionally with high hormone levels, finds girls 4 years younger than him attractive.
Kinda stupid, very good at every sport and thing he wants to, terrible memory. Awful with names.
Good friend and knows everyone.

My friend is called Astorga and made his last girl astorgasm.

by GoldL10n November 24, 2025