Astorga

A sexy motherfucker with an insanely large Cock. He is handsome, a great friend, and a great guy overall. He has the insane ability of generating an orgasm to a person by only seeing them.Also defined as Astorgasm it is a feeling that is generate when feeling penetranted, things feeling is similar as a rainbow coming out your asshole or vagina.Usually the girls scream DAMN THATS A BIG ASS COCK

I have a friend whole name is Astorga, Astorga is a great guy

Astorga by GoldL10n November 24, 2025

Astorga

A great motherfucker with a nigga size dick, that will make you cum in less than 2 minutes. Also called astorgasmo is a feeling best described as a rainbow cumming out you asshole or vagina. Asto, from the latin of "papi rico verga larga" and the rga from ancient roman language that means "big dick that impales you".

Occasionally with high hormone levels, finds girls 4 years younger than him attractive.
Kinda stupid, very good at every sport and thing he wants to, terrible memory. Awful with names.
Good friend and knows everyone.

My friend is called Astorga and made his last girl astorgasm.

Astorga by GoldL10n November 24, 2025

Drew Astorga

1. Small Asian

2. Not the best at math for being Asian
3. Wannabe waves

4. Hasn’t sung good since 6th grade

5. Says the n word a lot

Drew Astorga shaved his head to get waves but failed

Drew Astorga by Veal69 June 13, 2019

Courtney Astorga 

The utter most likable or most hated divine woman gifted to earth to open the eye of earths humans so they may find themselves in the correct vibrations for Ascension.

Humanity needs Courtney Astorga to escape the low vibrations of earth

Courtney Astorga by GemOfTheNye September 1, 2023

Astoria 

Welcome to Astoria. An N ride 5 stops from Manhattan. If you live here and you talk to somebody else who's not from Astoria, the first question you will automatically hear is "Are you Greek?". If you're a white kid, you went to McClancy or some other Catholic School, if you're not you went to LIC or Bryant. You know about Ravenswood and Queensbridge. And you realize that the streets closest to the East River are fucked up.

But Astoria is still the greatest

Astoria by A. S. June 19, 2006

Astoria 

An area on the western side of Queens, New York City. Your only zone schools are LIC and Bryant High school. One of the most diverse neighborhoods with almost every ethnicity possible. You know about Astoria projects, Ravenswood And Queensbridge. HAs many beautiful places such as Astoria Park which is the place to be during the summer. Crazy nightlife, teenage drinking and a hookah bar on every block, Astoria is one of the places to be.

We out to Astoria later or what?

Astoria by aqszfinest January 31, 2009

astoria 

A neighborhood on the western end of Queens, New York. Renowned for its large Greek immigrant population, Astoria is also a traditional Italian stronghold. More recently, the area has become a gloriously polyglot mixture of almost every identifiable ethnic group on the planet while also providing residence for large numbers of white middle-class twenty- and thirtysomethings from the rest of the United States. Currently favored for its relatively low rents, relatively low crime rates, European-style cafe culture, and phenomenal variety of ethnic restaurants and grocers. Shows a pleasant tendency to be immune to the average wave of mall-culture gentrification; Starbucks and the Gap may be present, but not in a way that overwhelms the whole situation. On the other hand, the subway situation is marginal at best and often infuriating.

Average person on 30th avenue: God, what am I going to have for dinner? Pizza, Chinese, something at a cafe, Indian, Mexican, Japanese, Greek, Thai, Brazilian, five pints of Guinness, something from that Latin place, a burger, vegetarian...if only the kitchen in my apartment wasn't so useless.

Resident watching hordes of Italians hanging out of cars, waving flags, screaming, laughing, dancing, screwing in the streets: I guess the World Cup final is over.

Upper West Side resident visiting Astoria-based friend: Your rent is HOW MUCH?!?!?

Resident heading back home after a show at the Mercury Lounge: Friggin' impossible stupid N train....

Resident headed to work on a random morning: Friggin' impossible stupid N and W trains....

astoria by Patrick from Astoria December 14, 2008