Drew Astorga

1. Small Asian

2. Not the best at math for being Asian
3. Wannabe waves

4. Hasn’t sung good since 6th grade

5. Says the n word a lot

Drew Astorga shaved his head to get waves but failed

by Veal69 June 13, 2019

Astorga

A great motherfucker with a nigga size dick, that will make you cum in less than 2 minutes. Also called astorgasmo is a feeling best described as a rainbow cumming out you asshole or vagina. Asto, from the latin of "papi rico verga larga" and the rga from ancient roman language that means "big dick that impales you".

Occasionally with high hormone levels, finds girls 4 years younger than him attractive.
Kinda stupid, very good at every sport and thing he wants to, terrible memory. Awful with names.
Good friend and knows everyone.

My friend is called Astorga and made his last girl astorgasm.

by GoldL10n November 24, 2025

Astorga

A sexy motherfucker with an insanely large Cock. He is handsome, a great friend, and a great guy overall. He has the insane ability of generating an orgasm to a person by only seeing them.Also defined as Astorgasm it is a feeling that is generate when feeling penetranted, things feeling is similar as a rainbow coming out your asshole or vagina.Usually the girls scream DAMN THATS A BIG ASS COCK

I have a friend whole name is Astorga, Astorga is a great guy

by GoldL10n November 24, 2025

Courtney Astorga

The utter most likable or most hated divine woman gifted to earth to open the eye of earths humans so they may find themselves in the correct vibrations for Ascension.

Humanity needs Courtney Astorga to escape the low vibrations of earth

by GemOfTheNye September 1, 2023