Definitions by Yeahrightdude
Astoria Scuff
Similar to the Middle Village Special in which you are from place A, and you act a fool in place B. But people with too much time on their hands decide its time to place you under citizens arrest and waste 3 hours of the day on cops that will let you go anyways.
Astoria is super gentrified and nothing happens in Astoria, so the Astoria Scuff is infinitely frustrating due to the fact that it takes around 7 years and an angry facebook post in order for you finally go home.
Astoria is super gentrified and nothing happens in Astoria, so the Astoria Scuff is infinitely frustrating due to the fact that it takes around 7 years and an angry facebook post in order for you finally go home.
Your Buddy; "Man, I thought I could pull a Middle Village Special last night, but I ended up in a prissy neighborhood, so it ended up being an Astoria Scuff instead."
You; "Fuck, how did you get out of it?"
Your buddy; "I just waited, I guess. Felt like 12 years."
You; "Fuck, how did you get out of it?"
Your buddy; "I just waited, I guess. Felt like 12 years."
Astoria Scuff by Yeahrightdude March 18, 2026
Middle Village Special
A Middle Village Special is when you're from place A and you act a fool in place B. Meaning if you get caught, there are little to no repercussions for your actions, since no one knows you. Not to be confused with the Astoria Scuff, where you are from place A and you act a fool in place B, but the accusers with infinite time on their hands decide its your time.
Middle Village is simultaneously the most local and non-local place in New York City, and the only people from there are rich. If you aren't rich, you can always pull a Middle Village Special.
Middle Village is simultaneously the most local and non-local place in New York City, and the only people from there are rich. If you aren't rich, you can always pull a Middle Village Special.
Your buddy: "I was pissing on a tree drunk the other night and passed out in the middle of the street."
You: "How the fuck weren't you caught?"
Your buddy: "I did get caught, but it was a Middle Village Special, so there was nothing they could do about it."
You: "How the fuck weren't you caught?"
Your buddy: "I did get caught, but it was a Middle Village Special, so there was nothing they could do about it."
Middle Village Special by Yeahrightdude March 18, 2026
World War Three
Idiot: *Gasp* "Dude (insert modern politician) is witerally going to start world war three"
Enlightened but somewhat dim esoteric philosopher: "So fvcking trve"
Enlightened but somewhat dim esoteric philosopher: "So fvcking trve"
World War Three by Yeahrightdude December 5, 2025