Kennedy Assasination

A Kennedy Assasination is a weed smoking session. Named because President Kennedy's brains were "killed" and when smoking high concentrations of marijuana, large amounts of brain cells are destroyed.

"Dude you wanna go do a Kennedy Assasination?" "Blunt or bong?"

by fuckyeahamerica April 1, 2010

aspartame

Aspartame is a chemical consisting of aspartic acid, phenylalanine and methyl alcohol. It is an artifical sweetener to which a few people are sensitive but never to the extent of peanuts or wheat. It will decompose to form aspartic acid and phenylalanine which are amino acids that are essential to your health. It also forms methyl alcohol but you get more methanol eating an orange than drinking a can of soda containing aspartame. It has never been shown to be dangerous to people. Some people try to say that pilots have been told to never ingest aspartame or they will be fired. That is simply a lie. I know a tremendous amount about aspartame because I spent 4 years studying it's kinetic decomposition. I doubt the other people reporting about aspartme here really know what they are taliking about.

The government has shown that drink soft drinks containing aspartame is not dangerous unless it is consumed in very large quantities.

by hankg35 October 8, 2009

ASDASD

n, When someone plays an MMORPG and uses a bot, they will generally use this combo as the name.

Raian:Hi
amsterdam360:yo
shyamalanluver:WTF?!?!
Aang1:what?
shyamalanluver:I just saw ASDASD run by!
yallsuckzorz:isn't he a bot??

by Batmanifestdestiny August 13, 2008

asparagussy

When a man eats asparagus before sex and urinates inside the woman during intercourse.

I gave her that Asparagussy during sex now she’s got that shit ozzing out of her

by Akhan82 November 7, 2022

asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!

"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"

by mitch April 2, 2005

asdasd.jpg

The most amazing and beautiful thing to happen to the internet since longcat.

HOLY SHIT IT'S asdasd.jpg!

by anonymous fuck yeah December 22, 2007

The Assasination

While doing a girl from behind, right before you're about to cum, take your elbow and bring it down onto her neck as hard as you can knocking her out while yelling "Assasination!" Then jizz on her back and crouch on her repeatedly.

Dude, Sexy Chaos did The Assasination 5 times the other day. He was on a running riot...

by The Real Bone October 1, 2005