Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.

EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

by The AWPerator April 22, 2011

porch apocalypse

When the weather starts to get warm people start having house parties and inevitably too many dorks wander out onto their balcony and the damn thing collapses and people die.

Quoted from Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, web author.

by KJS August 18, 2005

Apocolypse

when chuck norris, mr. T, and Bohemian Rhapsody get into a fight

(how dare you stone me and spit in my eye?)
Dude#1: holy fuck! mr t chuck norris and bohemian rhapsody are fighing
dude#2: OMG ITS THE APOCOLYPSE

by Zackfett May 14, 2008

Apoceclipse

People who think the Eclipse of August 2017 is the Revelation 12 sign and think the world is getting worse due to "birth pains" which were mentoined. These people watch a lot of conspiracy videos on YouTube. The people who believe this really think the world governments are controlled by Satan and everything we know is a lie.

Jesus is coming back soon due to the eclipse. It's the Apoceclipse.

by 1973memes with helicopters September 8, 2017

apocracy

The process of changing something so much that it loses it original meaning.

The apocracy of religious doctrine has created confusions among the faithful.

by QDeadDrop October 10, 2018

ACOCO

A couple of cold ones

"And now for acoco ones with corey and carlyle!"

by cookiekillaaa March 15, 2010

Apocalypse Please

first song on the album, "Absolution", by Muse an English Rock/Pop band that has recently become popular in the U.S.
The song Apocalypse Please is about the end of the world and that the people of the world should "change the course of history." The song could even be in reference to world leaders "wanting" the end of the world.

World leaders's actions make it seem as if they would say, "apocalypse please"

by emasame November 3, 2006