famber alert

When she puts you in the friend zone.

"Famber alert bro, she just call me fam and not bae."

by firmhand September 14, 2016

Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they send out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs.

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 11, 2022

Amber Alert

a feminine equivalent or synonym for red flag behaviors; a warning that you should not be or in any way, associate yourself with a particular person.

She is a pathological liar. Somebody should sound an amber alert for her boyfriend to break up with her.

by Dianesidhe May 26, 2022

jif alert

A jif alert is when someone pronounces the file extension of ".gif" with a soft g or "J" sound as in "jiffy" and someone subsequently calls them on it. Technically, "jif" and "gif" are both correct, but only tech-geeks and nerds use the former pronunciation, while 95% of the population uses the latter. Also, the G in .gif stands for "graphics" which has a hard G, therefore .gif shall be pronounced with a hard G unless you just want to be a snob about it.

Guy 1: "Hey guys, did you see these awesome jif's on the chive?"
Guy 2: "Jif alert! It is pronounced Gif, man."
Guy 1: "No it is not, according to the inventors of the format in 1987 who..."
Guy 3: "Don't be a toolbox!"

by takinemoffnowboss February 22, 2011

Sack alert

1. The act of riding shaft, dick, or penis, not literally though.
2.Hyping someone up.

1. T.caff sucks in football, he can't catch Dustin: no that boy T.caff is a beast he catches everything. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack Alert!!!

2. Damn B.Orr can freestyle on the sneak he's up there with Cassidy. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack alert

by TcafTKO September 9, 2010

Squirt Alert

The sensation you get when seeing a hot chick that makes you want to ejaculate.

That girl with the fat boobies over there is giving me a squirt alert!

by Gillespe August 30, 2008

dyke alert

A warning given by males to warn other males that competition for vunerable females has just entered the area.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.

Dude! Sound the alarm we are under a dyke alert!

by jsd9632 August 14, 2012