Austist

Someone who is autistic, who also happens to be Australian.

Austistic person: *autistic screaming*
Normal Australian person 1: What's wrong with that bloke?
Normal Australian person 2: Oh. don't mind him. He's just Austistic.
Normal Australian person 1: Hey now. Isn't that a little offensive?
Normal Australian person 2: No, he's literally an autistic Australian.
Normal Australian person 1: Ooooh, okay.

by lmperfect January 29, 2017

austin

this nigga has a small ass penis gets no girls and likes to jerk off and watch porn .

he's such an austin.

by 6756785 May 17, 2018

Austin, TX

the coolest fuckin city in the world bitchs

dude i want to be cool
dude go to austin!

by will March 22, 2004

Austin

Austin is a guy you'll fall in love with in no time. He seems normal at first, but once you get to know him your life will be changed forever. He's patient, he'll listen to you, and he's one of the best shoulders to cry on. He's got gorgeous green eyes, dark curly brunette hair, and a slimmer build. He's tall, has a large penis, and is a great kisser. He's afraid to text a girl first, thinking he is annoying to everyone.. When little does he know his presence is nice to have around and comforting. Whenever he sees at you, his face will light up because he is so happy you're near. He tells stupid, tacky jokes that makes everyone laugh, because he's simply hilarious. He fucks up quite often, but you need to be patient with him just as he is with you. He won't pressure you into anything and he's willing to wait for you if you just give him a chance. And if you treat him right, you'll get everything you've ever wanted in a guy in return. He'll always be the number one person in your life, and if he currently isn't, he is soon to be.

"Whoa, who's that amazingly good looking spectacular attractive guy in the Aero shirt over there?" "That, my friend, is Austin." ;)

by Austins Main Nigguh April 15, 2013

Agustín

A person who is the joiner of homies.

Will forever be known as chrollo

E boy

Will draw your cat

"DAMNNN, my homie Agustín is a real one"

by Poopoolin November 15, 2019

Austin

a guy who sometimes is an asshole & super perverted, but still has a couple girls that like him. The girls don't know why & don't want to admit it, but they can't help but be attracted to him. There's just something about him sometimes. He's funny, a chill dude & has good friends.

Girl 1: I thought you didnt like him.
Girl2: I don't, well, I can't help it. He's an Austin.

by gotchyabitch May 21, 2010

Austin

Simply badass.

An example can not be conjured due to how badass Austin is.

by lkajsdifonewalk;vnir November 6, 2012