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If more people thought it would they be correct or incorrect in thinking it? Would their account of reality be MORE or LESS concordant with objective reality?
Hym "Wow, you really refuse to take an accurate account of what's actually happening there, don't you? And you're doing it because I refuse to adopt a politically correct account of what happened with the mongoloid, aren't you? Yeah... I mean, I got the chicks phone number in my phone so... What happened? What REALLY happened? You're EXACTLY RIGHT! That thing you thought in you're shit-filled brain just-now? That you wouldn't ever say because it makes me look like I'm better than a retard. THAT is what happened there. The academics agree."
by Hym Iam September 28, 2023
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Academical

Derogatory term to describe an Engineer or upper Management. It can also be used to describe their proposed solution.

as an adjective -- insufferably obtuse
as a noun -- an un-entertaining charlatan

It is normally told to an Engineer, sometimes upper Management by either an Inspector or Construction Trash Contractor. It is intended to imply the person has no real world experience and only theoretical understanding of how to do a job. It is a professional and eloquent way of calling someone “A stupid mother fucker who has no real world experience.” It is especially amusing when it goes over the persons head and they are oblivious to the major fucking insult you gave them. It is also used to imply that although their book says it is theoretically possible. Real world experienced people know there is no way in fucking hell it will work or it is completely unnecessary. You are astounded at their unprecedented level of stupidity and their lack of experience is shockingly apparent. They refuse to listen to your opinion because you do not have a degree like them and they look down on you even though you graduated from the school of hard knocks. You reluctantly agree to do it their way because you have front row seats to the fucking colossal shit that is about to unfold or you are making a lot of money doing unnecessary work. You do dread hearing the workers relentlessly bitch about how fucking stupid of an idea it or or how much of a fucking waist of time it is to do that.
This is Jimbo, he is an acadamical engineer.

Person A: This is how the book says you need to do this job.

Person B: We will do the job how you want although that step is academical.

Person A: I do not understand how it does not fit. It is built to the drawings.

Person B: The drawings are academic. You are not taking the fact that you are trying to hard pipe 45 connections with no flex to a header.
by Construction trash December 12, 2023
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Academic Tantrum

The urge to respond to something completely wrong with a 500 word referenced essay.
Annoying sign: The government hit you with a 25% tax increase on your cigarettes. How much more can they take from you?

You: Gah! Academic Tantrum time!

*pulls out health references and starts to write response, ignoring half finished study, then gets all passive aggressive and makes a post on Urban Dictionary."
by Elspeth Macyena May 19, 2011
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Academic Triage

Studying one or two subjects in school more than others because of personal preference or just not caring about them.
I’m not studying Latin right now, it’s a sort of Academic Triage.
by Lifel1k3 April 2, 2022
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Academic Freak

A person who experiences sexual arousal or erotic excitement from gaining an academic achievement or by the act of learning.
Why were you so hard in class today?
IDK bro, I must be an academic freak!
by BudsonBaggy May 4, 2025
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Academic Lock-in

To lock in by making assignments without missing any at all and passing tests.
“Last semester I was almost about to fail half my classes. I gotta pull an Academic Lock-in this semester”
by Startupedition February 7, 2024
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academized

Disqualified for or discharged from a position in order to accommodate a locally educated peer.
There is no document trail. A graduate of the local school whose kid's best friend's mother is the team leader wanted Ellie's job and that was it; they academized her.
by Zappin' Nap October 27, 2021
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