by Skeetlar April 29, 2019

An "Absolute Unit" is a person of immaculate chad quality who possesses no flaws.
Examples:
Anyone named Goncalo
Examples:
Anyone named Goncalo
by Le Handle May 10, 2021

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

by LittleZura August 17, 2022

People who use "weary" " "sobbing" "pensive" "flushing" who think they are funny, but it's so fucking annoying, and no one wants to hear it.
by Chickaboff July 21, 2021

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.
by FFBushLeague March 3, 2016

A genuinely nice person who's also incredibly knowledgable and successful. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely", except when it comes to these rare few.
by Siege Knight June 24, 2020
