Absolute Chad

Stereotypical white fine ass god of a man!

Wow did you see miles??
Yeah he’s an Absolute Chad.

by Skeetlar April 29, 2019

Absolute Unit

An "Absolute Unit" is a person of immaculate chad quality who possesses no flaws.

Examples:
Anyone named Goncalo

Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the boys: Yeah yeah whatever...

by Le Handle May 10, 2021

absolutely dot

Resolute no-no in accordance with restricted sites

Outa site - outa mind? Absolutely dot.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Absolute Infinity

Absolute Infinity Means Omega Number That Is More Big Than Infinite

I Used My 0 To Absolute Infinity Tool

by LittleZura August 17, 2022

Absolute CRINGE

People who use "weary" " "sobbing" "pensive" "flushing" who think they are funny, but it's so fucking annoying, and no one wants to hear it.

Ophelia: I just killed someone :flushed:

Everyone: Please SHUT THE FUCK UP, ur being Absolute CRINGE

by Chickaboff July 21, 2021

absolute anal

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.

Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.

by FFBushLeague March 3, 2016

Absolute Icon

A genuinely nice person who's also incredibly knowledgable and successful. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely", except when it comes to these rare few.

Did you hear what Keanu Reeves did with his earnings? He's an Absolute Icon.

by Siege Knight June 24, 2020