assbleed

when you wipe your ass too much and the paper starts to get red.

Shit, i got an assbleed

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 18, 2022

Assberry

The situation where a dingle-berry happens to be stuck upon your ass.

X: Dude why does your ass smell so bad!?
Y: Bruh I got an assberry earlier and didn't notice it.

by Hopediah Planter February 12, 2023

Amir Assaf

A man who has sexual intercourse with his friends mom (Kim). Amir is A hard working man at the basics when he’s not getting bunned off the shatta pen. He likes making fun of fat kids named Jacob, Dave and Matt.

Yo Amir Assaf hows Kim doing.
Great we just got married and fucked on our honeymoon while matt watched like a dog

by Tinkerbells warm scrotum January 5, 2020

assbanned

To be banned from a vBulletin forum by your class C IP address range.

ie you post something naughty under 192.168.32.145 and they then ban the whole 192.168.32.x range, causing you to have to change ISP's to repost.

last night I spammed the fuck out of the Harmony Central forums and those fuckers assbanned me on Class C.

by assmaster May 23, 2004

assbelly

when someone is so fat that their ass actually hangs over their belt-line, looking like a small belly on their ass, very rare, and only found on the fattest of fatasses

assbelly fat people

by leg#3 May 13, 2010

assbag

1)A term of endearment used to excite one's lover into a passionate frenzy.

2)The man or woman who often uses the above-mentioned term (see #1).

3)The man or woman who often falls for the above-mentioned assbag (see #2).

1)"Walk with me, my sweet assbag, through vast fields of nasturtiums, and our love will resonate for eternity."

2)Only an assbag would say "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."

3)Only an assbag would date someone who says "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."

by TGirl Rexxx June 19, 2004

AsSblossom

One who is blooming from within his rectum.

He will soon asSblossom from his asS.

by M-INENT 1 December 1, 2003