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Get the Fallout 4 assault rifle mug.Textual Assault The other night when Dave got his ass beat by Kim. chris, tim, and ryan were all sending me video at the same time, every 10 seconds. Totally Textual Assaulting me at 2 in the morning.
by Fox63A March 26, 2009
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Where someone becomes so fed up with the infuriating actions of another person that he clobbers said aggravator.
If The Three Stooges had tried their assorted "swatting 'n' pummeling" monkeyshines today, they would have faced multiple charges of aggravated assault.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
Get the aggravated assault mug.The act of phishing for a mark by sending out evocative or suggestive text messages randomly, hoping to provoke interest, eventually lulling the mark into a false sense of security, at which point he or she may be taken advantage of.
He got a random text message from an unknown woman who swore she met him at a bar last month. He agreed to meet her for another drink, but when he walked her to her car, her boyfriend came out of nowhere and jacked him for his wallet. It was classic textual assault.
by Asi9 August 16, 2010
Get the Textual Assault mug.A sexual position invloving a skinny man getting a really drunk and fat girl. Then he sits on the chest of the very large woman. She then gives him a blow job as he force feeds her his dick. Best if done in a room full of people.
"Did you ear what D-March did on Spring Weekend?"
"No, what?"
"He brought back this girl about twice his size and March-Assaulted her"
"No, what?"
"He brought back this girl about twice his size and March-Assaulted her"
by Big Dog H December 10, 2007
Get the March-Assault mug.When you shave your pubes and save it in one hand. After cumming all over her, you SMACK the pubes all over her semen covered body (screaming GORILLA ASSAULT)
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