almost-vite

1) To almost offer up an invitation.

2) To let someone know just after an invitation expires that it in fact exsisted

Person One "Oh if you would have let me know yesterday you wanted to go to the Bears game I could have given you a ticket but i just gave it away"

Person Two "Nice Almost-vite, you know i love the Bears, jerk!"

by Tim Langan January 6, 2008

alsosa

A very sassy person

My sister is so alsosa

By jordan from kt

by Jordan from kt March 17, 2016

almosse

A very fat ass dude with a very small dick . Usually eats ass and loves blondes. Also is very nice and mean at the same time. A very good atthlete for his size

I rather be David with a big dick but I'm an almosse with a small dick

by Zambimo March 15, 2017

alcostalic

A person who just doesn't want to leave the bar and will give any excuse to stay until last call.

She just won't leave the bar cause she's an alcostalic

by rbmmblnd March 21, 2017

Almost gym

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.

Hey, let's pull an almost gym tonight, I look okay. Do you have the chips?

by Peanut butter sculpture June 22, 2017

AKPOS

Abbreviation for "Anthem Kneeling Piece Of Shit". Similarly to Muhammed Ali always being known as the "GOAT" , Colin Kaepernick will always and forever be known as the "AKPOS".

Dude, you the 49ers ruled this weekend! - For sure, they got rid off the AKPOS.

Why are these people not honoring the flag??? Such a bunch of AKPOS.

by drwoodOneEightSeven October 26, 2017

alpotchino

Someone who is very kind, and funny. He's soooo sexy and just about anything he does will turn you on. Alpotchino is a Haitian man who is very talented and good at almost anything he does. I love u ❤️

Woah who's that boy? He's so talented and sexy! That must be a Alpotchino

by Alpotchino May 11, 2018