afghanistoner

an individual that heavily uses the drug marijuana, but also happens to be from afghanistan or a similar country.

"Muhammad just told us that he was a huge afghanistoner!"

by AwboBigBoy September 5, 2017

Afghanistan

The country the United States was supposed to invade instead of Iraq.

Why in the hell did we wage war on Iraq, when it was Al Qaeda (Afghanistan) that attacked us on 9/11?

by not found [Error 404] February 7, 2009

afgan goggles

A type of humiliation that a gay man can do to a straight man to show victory over him. The homosexual places both testicles into both the losers eyes, obviously done to an unconcious opponent. This can be catagorised as 'happy slapping.'

"How do thoes Afgan goggles fit sucker!"

by Sean_David_Iley April 22, 2008

afghan tea-bag

Similar to tea bagging but instead of the mans balls being dipped into a womans mouth, they're lowered into her eyes!

See also: tea bag tea-bag tea-bagged tea bagger

Man: Hey baby, it's time for a tea-bag - AFGHAN STYLE!!
Woman: What the fuck is that?
Man: You'll see....
Woman: Arrrgghhhh my eyes
Man: Afghan Tea-Bag baby - Recognize!!

by Jim July 19, 2004

afghan

The manner in which an individual reacts to a certain situation. Usually negative, unexpected and exaggerated.

I was like a second late for class and sir went all afghan on me

by dicto-mate August 12, 2009

Afghan Withdrawal

When you prey to Allah when you pull out.

She was so good, she gave me an Afghan Withdrawal.

by Eureka's Finest June 24, 2011

Biden Afghan Pull Out

When 3 friends (usually men) are penetrating all three holes of the same woman and pull out to cum on her face at the same time.

Last night me and the boys were fucking this chick, a fly landed on daryl’s head so we had to do a Biden Afghan Pull Out

by ninjamakingtea May 25, 2021