N.F.I.B.A.F

The National Foundation of I’m Broke As Fuck

Person 1: Dude can you donate to the N.F.I.B.A.F
Person 2: Wtf is that
Person 3: The National Foundation of I’m Broke As Fuck

N.F.I.B.A.F by SpacePrince25 October 24, 2017

H.A.F. 

Hipster As Fuck (HAF) - Used to describe something that has tipped the hipster scale.

"Yo my sister just got a job at Shinola in Detroit"
"Dude that's H.A.F."

H.A.F. by wtfzlol May 29, 2018

G.A.F. Meter 

The GAF or "Give A Fuck" Meter is a general scale used to gauge one's overall interest/productivity/willingness to engage in an activity or function. Although routinely applied to work or employment situations, the GAF Meter concept can be used almost universally. Workplace observations have shown GAF Meter readings dramatically dip as proximity to the "weekend" decreases.

"Man, Friday afternoon, and my G.A.F. Meter is running critically low"

Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"

G.A.F. Meter by HotDogPants September 21, 2018

B.A.F. 

Stands for Best A**hole Friend. It's for when someone can sometimes be a complete d*ck to you but still be irreplaceable and are a great friend. You can't hold a grudge for too long. They're not gonna hurt you, they're just really hilarious with a dark sense of humor. Will get you through the tough times and help you with ACTUAL a**holes.

Person 1: That friend sucks! He's a terrible person!
Person 2: Nah, you don't get it. They're my B.A.F.

B.A.F. by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

T.F.S.A.F.B 

Stands for two faced stupid ass fucking bitch.

Karen: *does anything relatively retarded*
You and your bestie: *talking about how much you both hate her*
You: Karen is such a t.f.s.a.f.b I fucking hate her.

T.F.S.A.F.B by Jess.exists.like.everyone.else August 8, 2019

L.A.F.S.S.

(Love At First Sight Syndrome) a disability that makes you fall in love easily.

"I met your mother due to my L.A.F.S.S."

L.A.F.S.S. by C. Sterling December 14, 2019

A.M.A.F. 

Stands for As Much As we Fuck. Originated from the song A.M.A.F. by SAAY, released in 2020 from the Feelosophy E.P.

"Let's make this time like a raw
Let's make this time raw
Time raw
Make this time like a raw
Make this time like raw
Make this time raw raw

As much as we fuck
As much as we fuck
As much as we fuck
As much as we fuck"

"A.M.A.F.", SAAY

A.M.A.F. by kikimono13 December 22, 2020