Wisband

when you just want that name between wife and husband.
you: Hello future Wisband how was your day at work?
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T.F.S.A.F.B

Karen: *does anything relatively retarded*
You and your bestie: *talking about how much you both hate her*
You: Karen is such a t.f.s.a.f.b I fucking hate her.
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