March 9th

National “I fucking love my girlfriend” day. Get her something nice! She deserves it.

Peel: “hey, finn. What is today”
Finn: “Bro, today is March 9th. National ‘i fucking love my girlfriend’ day”

by Finnie07 March 8, 2022

June The 9th

The best people are born on this day. People born on this day grow up to be Legends. No one hates them and people born on this day make people laugh a lot.

Mark is such a g! He was definitely born on June The 9th!

by Kerseal March 2, 2020

JUNE 9th

June 9th national sex/head day. Ok this day your girl/guy friend must give head or sex;).

Hey what day is it. JUNE 9th pull em down

by Daoneandonlycod June 9, 2021

November 9th

National Haylee Bossert day!

Girl- Hey Haylee. Haylee- Yeah? Girl- It’s November 9th

by Your pseudo November 19, 2019

January 9th

some one was born on this day wow

person: hay did you know i was born on January 9th

person 2: oh cool

by cumslayer_uwu December 15, 2021

May 9th

May 9th is hug a murderer day
Go find and hug them
Give them affection

E.g
Person 1: hey it’s may 9th which is hug a murderer day
Person 2:ok and?
Person 1:where’s my hug?

by Life Insurance Square May 8, 2022

May 9th

National text your crush day

Ella: It's may 9th national text your crush day *texts crush*
Jake: Wait why did you text me

by Anonymous7694 May 9, 2021