After-fat

when a mega-lardassleaves a seat, it's the smell, sweat and residual fat energy left behind.

Guy 1: im think some fatty fat fat has been sitting in this chair, it's wet, smells and i have a craving for lard.

Guy 2: yeah the guy weighed like 30 stone. that's his after-fat.

by g4000 February 24, 2009

After-Bation Sensation

After-Bation Sensation (ABS) is the extreme sensitivity of the head of the penis experienced after ejaculation caused by masturbation. ABS may also be experienced following phallacio or any form of sexual intercourse.

Man my dick was mad sensitive after I busted in that chick's ear. You think she gave me an STD?

Naw man thats just After-Bation Sensation!

by JPizzle33 January 1, 2007

After Shock

Alcoholic beverage; similar alcohol content to vodka but flavoured.

"Wayhay, on the after shock and now I can't see what colour my shoes are"

by brendan September 7, 2004

after-school special

Smoking buds after school, getting really torn after school

Man that blunt we chiefed during that after-school special just made my day all better.

by the true man February 4, 2007

after sperm

When a guy doesn't wash off his dick after jizzing and then has a girl suck his dick w/the dry gooey sperm still on it.

Oh my god so I gave him head and he had major after sperm !!!! Its like hello wank daddy, its called soap! ( see wank daddy if that stupid)

by Ashley , scotts luvva luvva May 13, 2005

After School Pussy

The odor that a vagina acquires after a strenuous day of school or work. The rank scent can best be described as that of a warm seafood buffet combined with a smelly shoe.

It smells like after school pussy in here.

by and the funky bunch May 28, 2010

after-nast

The nasty leftover stuff that is still hanging around when your period is over.

"I wasn't on my period but we I didn't want to hook up because I still had some after-nast."

by Sporgan May 13, 2006