Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

What a surprise!

Wow! The person I said should be murdered for doing a thing doesn't want me to be able to go public about the thing they're do!

Hym "What a surprise! But they're trading your kids lives for they're own! Doesn't sound like they're good people to me... Sounds like they only care about remaking the world in their own image... Like... Some kind of mentally retarded billionaire! You're just a bad as he is!"

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

Lil Smokey surprise

Principles kid flashed you after shutting his ass out in the urinal

Last night I heard some guy get a lil Smokey surprise. Bro was goin off the deep end I guess

by scyescrazyassworld February 24, 2024

Bubble Gum Surprise

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she blows a bubble then you say "GET READY FOR A SWEET TREAT!" and start violently charizarding her facial hair

Did you Katy Jenny that bubble gum surprise?

by KittyXD69 March 30, 2024

The Green Surprise

grinch with his dick out riding a candy cane dildo. Made by Javon Speller, vonnnnster on twitch

bro did u see Von made the green surprise 2?

by Vonnnnny May 3, 2024

Strawberry cream surprise

Inserting your special cream into a sleeping ginger

Let’s give that fat ginger a strawberry cream surprise they deserve

by tannergrrr May 30, 2024

North Dakotan Surplus

When so many guys shit inside a girl's ass that it comes out of her mouth.

Me and 33 other goons gave her the north dakotan surplus last night.

by magnificentgooglymoogly June 2, 2024