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shit sandwich 

A desperate, fatally dangerous military combat situation.
There was machine gun fire from the front and flanks and mortars on top of that. We were in a genuine shit sandwich, so we called in arty and air strikes.
shit sandwich by dmj64 August 24, 2014

dark meat sandwich 

When two black guys fuck a white girl at the same time, similar to a blonde sandwich.

Black guy in the front
White girl
Black guy in the back.
Last night dude, we gave this girl a dark meat sandwich. She was enjoying it for hours!
dark meat sandwich by Dr. Jizzbomb December 3, 2010

Rubber Band Sandwich 

What one is confronted with when going down on a woman with large labia.
Murray : Are you into women with big labias?

Josh : I wouldn't say i'm "into" big labias, but if i go down there and find a big rubber band sandwich i'm not gonna kick her out of bed.

penisbutter and jam sandwich 

A peanut and butter sandwich with a penis inserted into it
i really wanted my PB and J for lunch but ben made it penisbutter and jam sandwich

man meat sandwich 

The act of putting your genitals between two slices of bread... Cooked at a temp. Of 350 degrees
John: Whats that?
Adolf: a man meat sandwich. Wana bite?
Random fag: yes i would love a bite of your suculant manlicious meaty sandwich
man meat sandwich by Da thug July 6, 2015

Loose meat sandwich

To start having sex with someone and go flaccid while still inside.
I'm too tired baby. All you're going to get is a loose meat sandwich.
Loose meat sandwich by IrishB April 24, 2016