hot cowboy

when a person takes a cowboy hat, farts in it, then places it over the face of another person.

My friend gave me a hot cowboy because I was being a dumbass.

by t bizzle November 30, 2004

hot log

a turd with a bun, often served with mustard, ketchup,and relish, served from a "Hot Dog Stand" by a greasy fat guy, usually on street corners in New York or Chicago.

That was an awesome touchdown! lets go get some hot logs.

by nommachine November 28, 2010

Hot Topic

A store with a "punky" and even a small amount of "gothy" feel to it. They actually do have some good stuff, but it is ruined by the wanna be feel the whole store gives off. Even the people working there scream wanna be.

Ironicly, the kids that say "You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you all the same" buy their clothes here, but fail to relaize everything they are buying is mass produced. Just because it is AE or aeropostle doesn't make it different.

Hmm..I tried AE but I still can't get laid, better try a new cliche, lets go to Hot Topic.

I'm so unique I got my shirt off of a rack with 40 others like it.

Pre-packaged Individuality

by Day August 7, 2006

Hot Guy

A guy that is not very hot but Gianna is very attracted to him. Gianna is too scared to say hi to him so she typically has her friends talk to him for her.

“Gianna likes you, you must be hot guy.”

by The True Becky May 25, 2019

Hot Luntz

An act of the political media often confused with sexual perversion. It involves laying the audience down and shocking them into silence using the technique known as "The Big Lie." While the audience's ears are filled with partisan pap, spread cling wrap over their mouths and collectively fill their waiting maw with your own special branded and focus-grouped shit. Afterwards, finish the sex act in their shit-filled mouths and leave the audience with the unpleasant choice of either 1) swallowing and regurgitating the neoconservative crap shoved at them or 2) avoiding political discourse because the practice as become so shocking, violent, and unpalatable. (Sometimes confused with "Hot Lunch.")

Frank Luntz was just on television and talked about "the death tax." He basically took a Hot Luntz in the mouths of 99.5% of the American public.

Source: Frank Luntz, The Asshole of American Discourse

by BeAngryAtTheSun January 7, 2008

Hot Michael

The act of having someone lick your butt hole just after shitting instead of using toilet paper.

Kevin had no toilet paper, so Sarah gave him a Hot Michael

by Private_TickleButton December 27, 2011

Hot Mustard

The combined acts of urinating and ejaculating simultaneously.

I blew hot mustard all over her white shirt while climaxing from the hand job I just received. Needless to say, the shirt (and my relationship with this woman) was ruined.

by Super Sexy Italian Guy Steve August 1, 2010