neo-goatese

Neo-goatse is an image of a man with a prolapsed rectum, meaning his rectum actually drops out of his sphincter. Derives the name from the famous gaping anus of goatse.cx. If you like depriving yourself of your stomach contents, you should do an image search for rectal prolapse.

Some fucker sent me a prank email, so I spammed him neo-goatse!

neo-goatese by Chronic Munchies March 31, 2005

Satan's Goatee 

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin

I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.

Satan's Goatee by Ben "Jeffrey" Harrison December 9, 2008

goatselicker 

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.

Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.

goatselicker by boxnoq September 12, 2006

goatslap 

To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.

Kristen: That just slaps my goat!

André: What hell? What does it mean?

Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.

André: Ahhh. I see.

(André just got goatslapped!)

goatslap by Jedophile October 6, 2010

Goatface 

A person who has a goat for a face. Not that they have a goat's head for a face, or that their head is a goat's head, but their face is an ENTIRE goat.

"So anyways, Jeff, I was calling you up because I wanted to join your Goatface club. Seeing as how you got quite a Goatface yourself, I figured you'd be the go to guy. It's hard to tell with that Goatface of yours. Anyway, my number is EEE AAAHH, so gimme a call sometime. We can compare Goatfaces. And I cant imagine that yours... you.. yours is pre-- it--- you're ugly. This is Kyle calling, and you're ugly."

Goatface by Kyle1 November 30, 2005

goatie 

A smaller/shorter version of a beard, a much better and cooler style of facial hair, usualy on younger dudes

That dude should really trim his goatie, it exceeds his face like 3 inches

goatie by Some chik January 10, 2005

Goatse 

Although it originated from a picture of a man streaching his anus amazingly wide, GOATSE is now a verb.

GOATSE: verb.
To cause someone to navigate to a website, which usually contains only one image; by giving a faulty web adress. Said image must be disgusting and scaring. The beauty of GOATSE is that a person only realizes what it is once they have seen it. HAHAHA! PWNED!

(Note: The original GOATSE picture is sometimes referred to as THE GOATSE)
(Note 2: The goatse is one of a huge amount of suh websites)

Therapist: When did all your problems start?
Patient: This one time. When I got GOATSE-d.

Goatse by PillyPeng July 20, 2006