Skip to main content

Dylan Theory

Dylan Theory states that a person has an extremely low spawn rate and zero enemies. When they does appear, they exists in a state where nothing bad targets them and conflict simply refuses to garner towards the person.

They move through life untouched, unstressed, and inexplicably blissful, like an NPC.
i just ate a cupcake :3”
“Dylan Theory.”
by omega.omnia January 11, 2026
mugGet the Dylan Theory mug.

Dylan

Synonym for ‘poop
I really need to Dylan right now

My dog takes the biggest Dylan, you wouldn’t believe it

I really hate when she Dylans all over the place
by God_jdhdhsusheb November 22, 2021
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Dylan

A guy that’s really pretty and probably has a really huge dick, he has this stupid fucking blonde hair that covers his entire face and makes him look like a loser, if only everybody knew he was super attractive and had a REALLY big dick, 6.7 inches to be exact, huge balls as well.
I want to fuck Dylan so bad right now, I heard he lasts exactly 13.4 minutes, which is the widely agreed upon best time to last in bed.
by not mario blunt king November 22, 2021
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Dylan

He’s a sexy boy with a attitude, gets what he wants. And talk about what he wants. He had multiple problems but is a real bitch, he’s a real one. He may act gay. But he get all the bitches in his dms. He’s unknown. He know how’s to dress, and he knows how to cook.
Dylan
by _Dylan_ November 22, 2021
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Dylan

He is a hot boy, with a beautiful personality. He has good grades and will likely go to collage, he acts gay but he get all the girls in his DMs. He is a nice caring person, until you piss him off. He’s one of the hot boys
by _Dylan_ November 22, 2021
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Dylan

Dylan is someone who has a massive penis. It’s long enough for him to carry that thing around his shoulder. He is a really sexy man who looks so good in a cowboy hat. He makes everyone horny and his hair so luscious and epic it makes all the girls wet. especially ones that names start with M for some reason.
Guy 1: GODANN DYLAN U GOT A FAT PENIS
Girl 2: OMG IM SO WET.
by hell yeah big boah November 22, 2021
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Dylan

Dylan is a numerology god. He can predict the future by knowing your date of birth. Dylan can also be defined as a tree, long and lanky
Hey can you use Dylan to see my future.
by Xbb9 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email