I can't believe it's not butter! 

A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.

<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.

I can't believe it's not butter! by potatoninja August 27, 2015

pee pee can 

a toilet

i need to use your pee pee can

pee pee can by andrew June 7, 2003

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER 

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother

P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022

axe can wake up call 

When someone tosses an axe can into a fire at a camp out and wakes up everyone after the explosion

Andy threw an axe can into the fire pit when we were eating breakfast and woke up everyone including Burke's parents after the fireball and explosion. No more camp outs after that axe can wake up call.

axe can wake up call by Poop McFly October 19, 2007

You can't possibly be flying 

A statement following the exclamation, "Oh My GOD!", that one is most likely to hear after throwing one's self at the ground and missing. See throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If you have thrown yourself at the ground and missed, it is vitally important that you do not believe the statement, "you can't possibly be flying", when you hear it. Otherwise, you will suddenly discover that it is true.

You can't possibly be flying by Downstrike May 23, 2004

There's nothing else I can say

Literally speaking, you have nothing else to say and don't know.
Can be used to exit/end a conversation, justify a break-up/cheat-on, and as an excuse for not wanting to think.
This phrase has an angry/indifferent/anxious undertone.

This phrase can also be followed by ", eh eh." often referenced by Monsters from "Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)" by Lady GaGa.

1. A: "I can't believe you fucking slept with him last night, you promised you'd never cheat on me..."
B: "I was so wasted last night, I'm sorry..."
A: "There's nothing else I can say."

2. A: "Did you seriously max-out my credit card...?"
B: "It was an accident... there's nothing else I can say..."

There's nothing else I can say by penguwin December 11, 2011

You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing 

A phrase that can be said in self-defense when someone is verbally harassing you. It implies that you do not care if they hate you for what you are or what you do, and that you will not conform to their ways to satisfy them. Useful in situations involving politics, choosing sides in an argument, etc. It is a perfect saying when you are under verbal attack by hate-filled people.

Some bitch: You suck! That's because you're a Republican!
Ryan (Me): You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing.

The Kentucky Yankee: Proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005