mast bumping

1. Occurs during the act of sexual intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and subsequently bumps into another part of the body, causing discomfort and requiring immediate correction.

My dick fell out of my girlfriend, mast bumping her thigh on the next stroke. Man, that hurt.

by Some dude47678 May 20, 2014

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Knee bumping

When a guy pretends to accidentally put his knee on your leg just to test to see if a woman is in to him.

Sarah: That guy at the bar kept knee bumping me.

Amanda: He is so testing to see if you will fuck him.

by OddGirlOut February 15, 2015

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bum bumper

A gay guy

Hey look at that 50 year old bum bumper

by Hawt Nigga March 28, 2016

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Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop

A blue plastic egg from Easter taped together with scotch tape

Friend: let's throw Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop around at lunch

by Bertn'Ernie April 23, 2021

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To poke someone in the belly while simultaneously saying the word "bumph" when they don't expect it. You can also add the phrase "Did that hurt?" after the bumph has been issued. It is not necessary but adds a significant effect to the bumph. Sometimes the bumpher will bumph you back and at that point, the only proper way is to bumph back leading to a bumph war. During a bumph war, the bumpher may add in some more phrases such as, "You ate the dirty grapes!!" or "Her hair, its so short!" while the person getting bumphed responds with, "Pheeeeasant foooooot" or "Ouch! DAT HURT!!"

Lisa: "Bumph! Did that hurt?"
Tom: "Ouch! Stop it! that hurt. Bumph!!"
Lisa: "Bumph, you ate the dirty grapes!"
Tom: "No you did! Your hair.......its sooooo short!"
Lisa: "OHHHHH goddddd, Bumph"
Tom: "Pheeeeasant foooooot"
Lisa: "Once you name it......"
Tom: "You get attached to it!"

by Pustai February 23, 2008

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