Harry Potter

A story series of a guy with a big stick and goes around shooting coloured beams with it.

I watched Harry Potter yesterday

by Hairy PooPer the furry goat April 3, 2023

French poster

A staunch feminist, referring to French posters in the 1960s targeting Algerian women to unveil themselves.

John: "Check this tweet out by a feminist, she says women with veils are backwards!"
Josh: "Typical French poster behaviour."

by YourLocalBrownie June 12, 2023

Harry Potter Generation

bitch shut the hell up, you are not special ( actually you may be you slow cum slut) there is no such thing as “harry potter generation” just millennials thinking they are different by somehow reading a book.

Millennial Cunt: “We are the Harry Potter Generation”

Real person: “kys fatass”

by Swiftie198999 September 5, 2023

Blind Poster

Someone who's bored af on the urban dictionary and just posts random stuff to contribute to the massive community of useless definitions. Most likely a procrastinator

I'm bored as BALLS rn, so imma be a Blind Poster and post something on the urban dictionary

by bearlmfao December 11, 2023

Tiktok poser

Someone who is always on TikTok, and whenever they hear a trending song, they call it a “TikTok song," as well as randomly singing the trending part out loud, claiming they love the song, let alone believing any rumors they come across.

“No way i love that band”
“Oh yeah, whats your favorite song?”
“idk what its called, its from tiktok”
“Tiktok poser”

by xpmako February 6, 2024

Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024

shrimp potter

Noun. An indivual, usually femail but not necessarily so, who has a particular knack for attracting men with small penises.

Christ Sharon, I've e done it again, picked up a guy last night who rattled around like a marble in a bin lid. Why am I the world's biggest shrimp Potter?

by Myersrum April 9, 2024