old timer's disease

The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."

People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.

Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....

by shocktarts123 June 6, 2016

Old College Try

attempting to get one last hit of marijuana out of a smoking device (i.e. bong, bowl, etc)

"I think there may be one more hit"
"Then, I'll give it the old college try"

by ThisIsTheOnlyWordIWillAdd December 17, 2011

Today years old

A thing millennials say to intentionally sound like they have damage in their Broca’s area

I was today years old when I learned this *left side of their face starts drooping*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 21, 2023

good old boy

Prep school alumnus.

Lawrence's father is a real good old boy to the academy.

by ALEXfromExeter August 22, 2005

Avon Old Farms

The school that is good at hockey. However students who attend Avon Old Farms are not likely to suceed. Most Avon children end up sucking dick in Hartford because they can't take the fact that they chose a very bad school which ruined there life.

Jim (AOF Boy): Damn i hate my life. I can't read or write but I can skate. I hate Avon Old Farms.
Austin (Salisbury Gentleman): Ha you should have come to Salisbury. Bitches from Hotchkiss are all over me, the athletics are sick, and they actually teach us.
Dan (T-P Dude): Fuck yea. T-P is sick too. We actually manage to learn and we don't have to suck dick in Hartford. Have a good life, queer.

by Westy Girl March 31, 2009

the old man and the sea

Worst. Book. Ever

I just read this stupid sh*t called the Old Man and the Sea

by Ndxvii January 18, 2017

12 year old

A person that isn't 13 yet. Even though they might be better than you at some things, they're 12 and not 13 so you can make fun of them. They're 12 and not a teen and you can have fun with that anytime you want.

12 year old: Hey, wanna watch a movie?
Teen: Dude, it's PG-13...
12 year old: But-
Teen: 12 YEAR OLD, HAHA!

by Da Interwebz January 29, 2015